Sung to the tune When Johnny Comes Marching Home




I met a whore in the park one day
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore in the park one day
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore in the park one day
She said hey rugger, you wanna lay


Chorus:
Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.


I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe,   
she said hey rugger you're way to low.    


Chorus    


I put my hand upon her knee  
ya ho, ya ho  
I put my hand upon her knee  
ya ho, ya ho  
I put my hand upon her knee,   
she said hey rugger you're kiddin' me    


Chorus    


I put my hand upon her thigh  
ya ho, ya ho  
I put my hand upon her thigh  
ya ho, ya ho  
I put my hand upon her thigh,   
she said hey rugger you're way to shy    


Chorus    


I put my hand upon her tit  
ya ho ya  
I put my hand upon her tit  
ya ho ya  
I put my hand upon her tit  
she said, "hey rugger, you're getting it"    

Chorus
    

I put my hand upon her twat  
ya ho, ya ho  
I put my hand upon her twat  
ya ho, ya ho  
I put my hand upon her twat,   
she said hey rugger you hit the spot    


Chorus  

I put my dick into her mouth  
yo ho, yo ho,  
I put my dick into her mouth  
yo ho, yo ho,  
I put my dick into her mouth,  
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...    

Chorus    

I put her in a wooden box  
ya ho, ya ho  
I put her in a wooden box  
ya ho, ya ho  
I put her in a wooden box,   
from havin' too many rugger's cocks    

Chorus    

I dig her up every now and then  
ya ho, ya ho  
I dig her up every now and then  
ya ho, ya ho  
I dig her up every now and then,   
she did me before she'll do me again    

Chorus    

Now these few ruggers they went to hell  
ya ho, ya ho  
Now these few ruggers they went to hell  
ya ho, ya ho  
Now these few ruggers they went to hell,   
the fucked the devil his wives as well    

Chorus

ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.