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Raunchy Rugby Songs The Old Engineer
| The Old Engineer |
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| Written by Erik Harmon |
| Friday, 28 August 2009 13:03 |
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An engineer told me before he died Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum And I've no reason to believe he lied Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum He met a gal with a cunt so wide Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum That she could not be satisfied Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum So he built a mighty prick of steel Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum With two brass balls and a bloody great wheel Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum The two brass balls he filled with cream Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum The whole damn thing was powered by steam Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum Ah-rum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum He tied her to the leg of the bed, Tied her hands above her head. There she lay awaiting a fuck, He shook her hand and wished her luck. Round and round went the bloody great wheel In and out went the prick of steel Up and up went the level of steam Down and down went the level of cream Then at last the maiden cried "Enough, Enough, I'm satisfied" Now we come to the tragic bit There was no way of stopping it It split her up from ass to tit And the whole bloody thing was covered in shit It jumped off her, it jumped on him, And then it buggered their next of kin. An engineer told me before he died Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum And I've no reason to believe he lied Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum He met a gal with a cunt so wide Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum That she could not be satisfied Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum So he built a mighty prick of steel Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum With two brass balls and a bloody great wheel Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum The two brass balls he filled with cream Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum The whole damn thing was powered by steam Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum Ah-Bum titty Bum titty Bum titty Bum He tied her to the leg of the bed, Tied her hands above her head. There she lay awaiting a fuck, He shook her hand and wished her luck. Round and round went the bloody great wheel In and out went the prick of steel Up and up went the level of steam Down and down went the level of cream Then at last the maiden cried "Enough, Enough, I'm satisfied" Now we come to the tragic bit There was no way of stopping it It split her up from ass to tit And the whole bloody thing was covered in shit It jumped off her, it jumped on him, And then it buggered their next of kin. It jumped on an uptown bus, And the mess it made caused quite a fuss. The last time that the prick was seen It was over in England fucking the Queen. |