Today is Monday! 

Today is Monday! 

Monday is a whacking day! 

Monday is a whacking day! 

IS EVERY BODY HAPPY?!

YOU BET YOUR ASS WE'RE HAPPY! 

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. 

Tuesday is a fingering day. 

Wednesday is an uuungh *explicit V gesture* day. 

Thursday is a drinking day. 

Friday is a fucking day. 

SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY.** 

Sunday is a day of rest. 

**note: After the leader reaches 'Saturday’s a rugby day', whenever she tells you what kind of day it is, respond with 'SATURDAY’S A RUGBY DAY'. For Sunday, repeat after her that 'Sunday is a day of rest', then as she counts down again, continue to respond with 'SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY'.