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Written by Erik Harmon   
Thursday, 26 March 2009 15:09
Tune:  Dixie

I put my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Take it out. take it out, take it out,
REMOVE IT.

I removed my finger from a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Put it back. put it back. put it back,
REPLACE IT

I replaced my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Turn it around, turn it around, turn it around,
REVOLVE IT

I revolved my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Turn it back, turn it back, turn it back.
REVERSE IT

I reversed my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
In and out, in and out, in and out,
RECIPROCATE

I reciprocated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up
ACCELERATE IT.

I accelerated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down,
RETARD IT.

I retarded my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Once again, once again, once again,
REPEAT IT.

I repeated my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in,
RELAX IT.

I relaxed my finger in a woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul.
Let it go, let it go, let it go,
RELEASE IT.

I released my finger in a woodpecker's hole, a
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out,
RETRACT IT.

I retracted my finger from a woodpecker's hole, a
And the woodpecker said, God bless my soul,
Take a whiff, take a whiff, take a whiff,
REVOLTING.