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Written by Erik Harmon   
Thursday, 26 March 2009 15:07
Mary Ann Barnes is the queen of all the acrobats;
She can do tricks that will give a man the shits.
She can shoot green peas from her fundamental orifice,
Do a double somersault and catch 'em on her tits.
She's a great big fat shit, twice the size of me,
She's got hair on her ass like the branches on a tree.
She can swim, fight, shoot, fuck,
Climb a tree or form a ruck.
She's the kind of girl that's gonna marry me!