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Raunchy Rugby Songs If I Were the Marrying Kind (The Rugby Song)
Raunchy Rugby Songs If I Were the Marrying Kind (The Rugby Song)
| If I Were the Marrying Kind (The Rugby Song) |
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| Written by Erik Harmon |
| Wednesday, 18 March 2009 10:39 |
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(This song is a classic and required knowledge by every rugger. Practically every team sings it, usually tweaking it to fit the team’s personality. Obviously not every verse is sung, because the song would be way too long, but we wanted to give you an idea of the variations. ) I were the marrying kind Which thank the lord I'm not, sir the kind of rugger I would wed would be a rugby ..... (A volunteer puts a beer on his head, and the team points their elbows at said rugger.) VOLUNTEER: Hooker sir! GROUP: Why sir? VOLUNTEER: 'cause I'd swipe balls, and you'd swipe balls we'd all swipe balls together we'd be alright in the middle of the night swiping balls together GROUP: If I were the marrying kind Which thank the lord I'm not, sir the kind of rugger I would wed would be a rugby ..... (A volunteer puts a beer on his head, and the team points their elbows at said rugger.) VOLUNTEER: Prop sir! GROUP: Why sir? PROPS: 'cause I'd support a hooker and you'd support a hooker we'd all support a hooker together we'd be alright in the middle of the night supporting hookers together Other verses: 2nd Row : grab Crotch, sniff Butt Flanker: get off quick No. 8: hold until you come Scrumhalf: put it in, grab balls Flyhalf: whip it out, call shots Centers: look for the hole, pass out Wing: go hard, never get it, come too fast, spread it wide Fullback: kick balls, get fucked, find touch Any Forward: get stripped Any Back: get laid Scrum: go down Rule Book: get violated Shorts: go up your butt Halftime Orange: get sucked Mouthguard: get licked, get sucked Spectator: get to watch Spectator on a rainy day: come in rubber, be wet Spectator on a sunny day: come again Goal Posts: get split, stand erect Cleats: get screwed Groundskeeper: trim bush, do lines Whistle: get blown Boot:: come in boxes, get tied up Ball: strapped in leather, get touched, get pumped Pitch: grow weed, be hard Team from far away: come for hours Team on a bus: get off Drunk Team: get fucked up |
| Last Updated on Sunday, 22 March 2009 17:04 |